Urb's Latest Jokes

I bought the latest computer;
it came fully loaded.

It was guaranteed for 90 days,
but in 30 was outmoded!

-The Wall Street Journal
From the Henry Cate, III Life Collection

Becoming proficient using the Internet is like playing Jai Lai; things move very fast, and you're constantly climbing the walls.

Why do cook books outsell sex books? You eat three meals a day!

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